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wtf; lube wrestling, yup – you read that right…lube wrestling
March 21, 2007, 1:34 am
Filed under: wtf

ok, i’ll admit it – i have a tendency to visit, well how should i put this?  websites that are not quite virtuous in nature. 

tonight i was futzing around on line and a particular website of this nature was showing photographs from various bar parties/event’s they hold all over the country.

one such photo gallery they had was something called lube wrestling.  yup, you read that right.  now, i have a slight interest in mud (it’s a texture thing i suppose), but i’ve gotta admit, i’ve never heard of lube wrestling. this was completely new to me, so of course, i spent the next hour or so researching it on the web.   there are currently 946 results on google for lube wrestling.

i thought i was pretty wise to the world in terms of sexual fetishes, kinks and proclivities, but this one has some how escaped me. 

it seems that lube wrestling is all the rage on college campuses and bars (gay, i would imagine).  parties and contests are held for the winner.  it kinda takes ya back to the glory days of female jello and mud wrestling in the 1970’s doesn’t it? 

here’s a photograph from one of these events:  lubewr_3.JPG

now, i’m all for strapping, hunky, semi nude guys wrestling about – it’s hot as fuck of course, but what i find my eye drawn to in this picture is the red haired lass in the black top sitting on a plastic folding chair right next to the “pool” (i suppose it’s like the 50 yard line for lube afficiando’s).   could this woman look anymore bored to be there?  did her husband (the chap next to her perhaps) drag her out for “date night” to see his favorite grappler go at it (i wonder if she was just fearfull of hubby getting all worked up and then wanting to rut like wrestling bunnies when they got home)?  then of course there is the other woman in the sleeveless black top.   my how she seems to be enjoying herself.  i wonder if anyone’s told her she probably won’t be able to use her feminine charms on the big muscly bloke with the shaved head.

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wtf.
March 12, 2007, 5:09 pm
Filed under: wtf

ok, i realize there is a market for just about anything you can think about, but this one is pretty wild if you ask me….

i’m working on a new mix cd for my friends ray & cb – in the process of working on the disk, i decided i needed a specific sound effect so i popped over to itunes and searched sound effect.

this is just a smattering of the sound effects that came up – seriously, who needs some of this (literal) crap?

– lesbians in a jacuzzi

– african american man climaxing (equally offensive: chinese man climaxing, indian man climaxing, german and english men climaxing and many many more)

– big vomit

– pig grunts

– male masturbating (slow) [srsl note; i did not add the “slow” – that’s in the actual title – and yes virginia, there is a “fast” option]

– suck it, gay man

– cocksuckers

and my personal favorite:

– old jewish man climaxing

who buys this shit?